we even got a secret base called “The Base” where we do all our top secret missions and stuff. but don’t worry, we ain’t no neo-nazis, we just like to pretend we’re super spies and stuff.
so come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops. plus, we got free pizza every friday, so u know it’s gonna be a party!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!
Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!
And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!
Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!
1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.
2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.
3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.
4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.
5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!
1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!
So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.