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White Shorts

  • White Shorts Curse Minecraft Server

    White Shorts Curse Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy theory that if you wear white shorts in minecraft, you’ll, like, lose more often. it’s, like, scientifically proven or something.

    we have this whole women’s soccer team thing going on where, like, if you join the team and wear white shorts, you’ll, like, never win a game. it’s, like, a curse or something. but, like, if you wear any other color shorts, you’ll, like, dominate the competition.

    so, like, come join our server and be part of this, like, totally wild experiment. who knows, you might, like, discover the secret to winning at minecraft. or, like, you might just have a good laugh at all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be, like, a blast, dude.

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  • LapLunchCraft

    LapLunchCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dropping in your lap will be epic loot and rare items! Unlike that unfortunate restaurant incident, our staff is not only professional but also skilled in serving up fun and excitement.

    Join us and leave behind the embarrassment of food in your lap, because here you’ll be too busy building magnificent structures and exploring vast lands to worry about such trivial matters. And if your wife is upset with you, just bring her along to our server and watch as she becomes enchanted by the endless possibilities and adventures awaiting her.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who needs a plate of food in their lap when you can have a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

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