🍆💦white primordial Minecraft Servers

CraftyCompanions

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	185020
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

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CraftyCompanions

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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

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PythonFangSurgeryCraft

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TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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PixelLove Minecraft Server

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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BlockBustMasturbate

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	6966
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	81	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchantments Applied:	148
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3