white people Minecraft Servers

White People

  • Pixel Snowflake Land

    Pixel Snowflake Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

    and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

    so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1

    Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner weirdo! We’ve got furries, cross dressers, scat porn enthusiasts, femboys, and all kinds of people with weird sexualities.

    It’s like a virtual circus of oddballs and you’re invited to be part of the madness! Let your freak flag fly high and join us in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.

    Who needs normal when you can have abnormal? Embrace the chaos and let your strangeness shine on our server. Don’t be a basic white person, be a fabulous freak on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

    NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

    Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

    Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

    Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

    Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

    Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

    Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pig DNA Minecraft Server

    Pig DNA Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we explore the deep, dark secrets of pig DNA in white people! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why white folks have pig-like features such as pink skin, colored eyes, and pig noses.

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special Pig DNA Survival Challenge where players must hunt down and eat as many pigs as possible to unlock special abilities. And beware, the further north you go in our virtual Europe, the more pig-like features you may start to develop!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the piggy fun. Who knows, you may just discover your inner swine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fascism-Free Minecraft SMP

    Fascism-Free Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including wild stories like this one:

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with white devils and fascist pigs, a group of brave gamers decided to take a stand. They fought against the oppressive regime, freeing Europe from its chains and welcoming immigrants with open arms. But little did they know, these immigrants were actually giant bulls ready to ravage the land and bring joy to all the white women.

    Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore a world filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

    Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

    And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP