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Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	8203	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4272	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4807

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!