White knight (speed up) Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2390
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2363	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!