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BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	3313
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1825
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3178	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	7874	Farms Harvested:	696
Magic Items Found:	6978	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.