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Future President Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin! -
Trump’s White House Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
The Trump’s Communications Director Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is run by none other than Trump’s communications director – because who better to handle all the drama and craziness that goes down in the Minecraft world?Join us for a wild ride filled with secret meetings in the White House (Minecraft version, of course), where you’ll have to navigate through political intrigue and backstabbing just to survive. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fake news to keep you on your toes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive Covfefe Creeper and the Twitter Troll. Can you catch them all and become the ultimate Minecraft politician?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, conspiracy, and memes, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember to watch your back – you never know who might be plotting against you!
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Press Secretary’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of all the fake news and misinformation out there? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate truth-telling paradise! Our incoming White House press secretary is ready to debunk all the lies and set the record straight. So, if you’re ready to laugh in the face of fake news and join a community of truth-seekers, then this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are hell-bent on exposing the lies of the mainstream media. So, come join us and help fight the good fight against fake news! -
Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
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White House Felon Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time! -
Pixel Polls Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?
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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! -
BuildCraft Minecraft Server
JoinCome join us in this amazing Minecraft server, where you can build your own world! Our server has the best plugins and the most fun mini-games you can imagine! We have a giant roller coaster, a water park, and even a petting zoo with real-life animals! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have a sense of humor! Come join us and have a blast! -
CraftyCOVIDKremlin
So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!