White House MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Tensions, international relations, Server, trade war, NAFTA

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz it’s like trump-level serious about being the best minecraft server out there. like, we’re launching a trade war with canada and mexico, but, like, in minecraft.

u gotta join cuz we got crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes u invincible and creepers that explode with glitter. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will give u free stuff just for joining.

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will totally wreck u if u cross him. but, like, in a fun way.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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TrumpCraft: UkrainePeacePlan

Diplomacy, peace plan, Négotiation, White House, united states

so, liek, u kno how donald trump is all liek “imma make peace in ukraine in 100 days”? well, guess what, his secret plan got leaked and it turns out he was gonna build a minecraft server to bring everyone together! yea, u heard me right, a minecraft server for world peace!

join our server and help bring peace to ukraine through building epic structures and battling mobs together! who knew minecraft could save the world, amirite?

plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might even get a chance to meet donald trump himself in game! imagine mining diamonds with the president, how crazy is that?!

so come on, join our server and be a part of history in the making. let’s show the world that minecraft can bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!

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BritOfficialsMCServer: Tears & Laughter

Calls, leadership, trump, international relations, Government

u wanna know why u should join dis server? cuz it’s so funny, even british officials be cryin from laughter when they hear bout it! like, they be rollin on the floor laughin at all the crazy stuff happenin on dis server. u gotta join to see for urself, it’s like a comedy show but in minecraft form. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join da fun and be part of da madness!

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CraftyGreenlandLOL

controversy, CraftyGreenlandLOL, White House, Acquisition, Communication

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you!

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GreenlandGriefCraft

foreign policy, nato, trump, Diplomacy, denmark

so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

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GreenlandGriefCraft

phone call, diplomatic incident, president, White House, united states

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.

and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.

so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.

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KimJongCraft2020

Singapore, Summit Preparations, united states, nuclear weapons, North Korea

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

mutually respectful talks, international relations, trump, international diplomacy, political tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

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UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, White House, government officials, united states, UkraineCraft

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

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TikTokBanCraft2020

TikTokBanCraft2020, tiktok, national security, data security, Executive Order

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Well, look no further because our server is so fire, even Trump would sign an executive order to ban it (just kidding, but seriously, he might). Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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