We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!
Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!
Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!
Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!
But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.
And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Mount that lets you ride rainbows across the sky.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja sheep that guard the entrance – they’re tougher than they look!
Holmcraft is a medieval-themed Minecraft survival server that blends vanilla gameplay with strategic progression, immersive roleplay, and dynamic PvE/PvP mechanics. Whether you’re a builder, warrior, diplomat, or merchant, Holmcraft offers a true medieval experience where your story is yours to shape.
Everyone starts as a clan leader, gathering allies and resources to expand their influence. As your clan grows, you’ll unlock new opportunities, forge alliances, and rise through the ranks to establish your own kingdom. But power doesn’t come without challenges—defend your land, engage in diplomacy, or wage war to claim what is yours.
This is not just another SMP—this is a world where your actions matter.
| âś… Clans & Kingdoms Progression |
| âś… Custom Quests & Lore |
| âś… Dynamic PvE & PvP |
| âś… No Mods, Just Pure Gameplay |
| âś… Player-Driven Roleplay |
| âś… Custom Items & Crafting |
| âś… Dynmap Integration |
| âś… Frequent Events & Tournaments |
🎬 Watch the Pre-Alpha Trailer: 🔗 Pre-Alpha Trailer
Want to be among the first to experience Holmcraft? We’re looking for players to join our pre-alpha phase and help us shape the future of the server.
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đź“Ť Guard in front of the gate: View Image
đź“Ť Hot air balloon in Lunaris Hollow: View Image
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🛡️ Holmcraft is more than a server—it’s an experience. Will you build an empire, defend your people, or fall in battle? Join today and carve your legacy into history.
But fear not, on our server, you can borrow any virtual wedding dress you want! We have a collection of custom-made dresses, each more sentimental than the last. And don’t worry about preservation, our dresses never get lost in delivery.
So come join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, parental pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to lend out your virtual wedding dress. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.
But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle. but then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers came and blew up their whole base. but instead of getting mad, this player laughed and said “that was epic, i love this server!”
u see, on this server, anything can happen. u might stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure or get into a battle with a giant zombie boss. the possibilities are endless, my friend. so why wait? come join us and let the craziness begin!
Johnny and Marty are twin brothers born and raised in a small town in Indiana. They have always had a passion for music and started playing together at a young age. They formed a band in high school and have been making music together ever since. Their sound is a blend of rock and folk influences, with heartfelt lyrics and catchy melodies. Johnny plays guitar and sings lead vocals, while Marty plays drums and provides backing vocals. They have played at numerous local venues and have gained a following in their community. Their music is a reflection of their shared experiences and deep bond as brothers.