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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7516 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 1083 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1473 |
But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.