u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together!
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Wine Not White
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White Shorts Curse Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy theory that if you wear white shorts in minecraft, you’ll, like, lose more often. it’s, like, scientifically proven or something.we have this whole women’s soccer team thing going on where, like, if you join the team and wear white shorts, you’ll, like, never win a game. it’s, like, a curse or something. but, like, if you wear any other color shorts, you’ll, like, dominate the competition.
so, like, come join our server and be part of this, like, totally wild experiment. who knows, you might, like, discover the secret to winning at minecraft. or, like, you might just have a good laugh at all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be, like, a blast, dude.
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ZelenskyCraft – No Respawn for White House Disputes
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the president of Ukraine plays and builds giant statues of himself!!! he won’t step down even after fighting with the white house, he’s a total savage!!! come join the fun and maybe u can become friends with a real life president, how cool is that?? respect trump?? nah, respect Zelensky and his epic minecraft skills instead!!! come join now and be part of the madness!!!
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Vanilla Server Minecraft (RUS) server minecraft
Hello! I was looking for a server with Vanila where you will not troll the admins and just players? Then you here! There will be different contests. On the server there is a white sheet to write mnctep_fgf#7026 to go (the creator has all the rights)
AlinVanil.aternos.me:60195
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PassportPals Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic family members ruining the vibe!Join us and leave behind the chaos of disrespectful daughters, moldy houses, and racial insults. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and not worry about anyone stomping around and pouting like a child.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t tolerate any hate towards white people or any other race. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled family members and just want to relax and have fun, join our server today! Who needs passports when you can travel to endless virtual worlds right from your computer screen? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – without any drama!
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NoTransl8ForU
Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing in perfect harmony, serenading you with Minecraft-themed parodies of popular songs. And guess what? You can join in too! Show off your singing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Grab your trusty chicken steed and compete against other players in epic jousting battles. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a clucking good time!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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NoGFNoEntryCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.
Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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Block Party: White Flight Edition
come join our minecraft server where black immigrants attract white residents to neighborhoods and native black residents move out like a reverse gentrification party! it’s like a game of musical chairs but with houses! watch as the white residents build their fancy mansions while the black residents scramble to find a new place to live. it’s a race against time, who will win? who will lose? join now to find out and be a part of this crazy social experiment in minecraft form!
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White House Office vs. Social Media Sale
yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?
so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.
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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.