we have this whole women’s soccer team thing going on where, like, if you join the team and wear white shorts, you’ll, like, never win a game. it’s, like, a curse or something. but, like, if you wear any other color shorts, you’ll, like, dominate the competition.
so, like, come join our server and be part of this, like, totally wild experiment. who knows, you might, like, discover the secret to winning at minecraft. or, like, you might just have a good laugh at all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be, like, a blast, dude.
I’m, like, part Iberian, some Germanic, and even got some American Native DNA in me. And let me tell you, every time I see a white person, I’m just like, “Pfft, inferior much?” But hey, I used to think I was white because of some Europe association nonsense.
So, like, come join this server and let’s show those blue-eyed blondies who’s boss! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
Hello! I was looking for a server with Vanila where you will not troll the admins and just players? Then you here! There will be different contests. On the server there is a white sheet to write mnctep_fgf#7026 to go (the creator has all the rights)
AlinVanil.aternos.me:60195
Join us and leave behind the chaos of disrespectful daughters, moldy houses, and racial insults. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and not worry about anyone stomping around and pouting like a child.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t tolerate any hate towards white people or any other race. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled family members and just want to relax and have fun, join our server today! Who needs passports when you can travel to endless virtual worlds right from your computer screen? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – without any drama!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing in perfect harmony, serenading you with Minecraft-themed parodies of popular songs. And guess what? You can join in too! Show off your singing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Grab your trusty chicken steed and compete against other players in epic jousting battles. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a clucking good time!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a Russian folk song plays in the background. It’s like a musical journey through the Siberian tundra.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing babushkas and a never-ending supply of blinis. So come join us on our wacky Russian adventure and see if you can survive the craziness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hog of Truth, a mystical creature that roams the land dispensing wisdom and bacon to all who dare to seek it. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Hog and bestow upon it a crown made of diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. See you there, adventurer!
Imagine a world where you and your sister battle it out for dominance, just like in the real world but with pixelated swords and armor! Will you steal each other’s ideas and claim them as your own, or will you work together to conquer the Minecraft realm?
Witness epic showdowns as project managers clash over who came up with the best idea first. Will you escalate the matter to management like a true pro, or will you handle it privately and risk being labeled as unsupportive by your virtual parents?
Join us now and experience the drama, the tension, and the pure chaos of working with family members in the tech industry. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your skills and relationships in the most outrageous way possible!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to rule over our insane world!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a chicken riding a pig. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky griefers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.
| Modpack | Server Name | Server IP |
|---|---|---|
| Prominence 2 [RPG] | PumpKraft | pr2.pumpkraft.net |
| Medieval Minecraft | PumpKraft | mmc4.pumpkraft.net |
Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! https://discord.gg/pumpkraft
PumpKraft is a modded Minecraft community with multiple servers including Prominence 2, Medieval Minecraft, and more on the way! We aim to provide the best modded Minecraft experience possible, and as such we’ve added some extra features tailored for these modpacks.
We always make an effort to keep this community positive and productive for everyone, and everyone is welcome!
A: You can join directly by using the server IPs provided above or by joining our Discord for more information.
A: PumpKraft currently offers Prominence 2 [RPG] and Medieval Minecraft modpacks, with more on the way.
A: Some extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and trade shops.
A: Yes, PumpKraft strives to create a positive and inclusive community for all players, and everyone is welcome to join.
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.
So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).
