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BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mines Excavated:	2832	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2011
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8895	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	222	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	9129	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2168	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8549
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ores Mined:	9632	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	226	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2975
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Emeralds Found:	143
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.