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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9481	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

The Not-So-Vanilla World of Elak, where even the creepers wear sprinkles!

Adventure, ALE, Brewing, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Friends, Ip:, java, Legacy, Map, market, NotSoVanilla, recipes, Semi Vanilla, server info, sprinkles, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Vanilla, weapons, wear, whiskey, wine, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

World of Elak Minecraft Server

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes!
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together.

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I play solo on the server?	While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing.

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, conflicting feelings, coping mechanisms, dealing with disappointment, emotional turmoil, EpicFailCraft, family drama, feeling lost, late night thoughts, Minecraft, mixed emotions, older sister, overwhelmed, seeking advice, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepless night, Struggling, support system, unexpected turn of events, whiskey, Wins go wrong

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Villages Defended:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles, like trying to decipher your sister’s cryptic social media posts after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected family drama (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen!). So grab a pickaxe, pour yourself another drink, and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that castle you’ve been dreaming of. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, Beverage, confusion, drink, Enchantment, FANTASY, funny, humor, love, love potion, love potion or whiskey, Magic, magical whiskey, Minecraft, mysterious love potion, Potion, potion or whiskey, PotionCraft, romance, Server, Spell, swigs, whiskey

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Animals Bred:	66	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love potions are actually just whiskey in disguise! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken adventures and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!

SisSitterRehabReject

addiction, alcohol, Babysitting, cameras, childcare, Drinking, firing, Forgive, gb’s, health issues, Marijuana, maternity leave, mental health, naltrexone, Rehab, SisSitterRehabReject, sister, sitter, smoking, Therapy, whiskey

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5390	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Towns Built:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I caught my sister climbing on kitchen counters to steal whiskey!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good story, like the one where my sister’s therapist called me controlling for expecting her to not drink on the job. Who knew babysitting could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun activities to distract you from family drama, like building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and taming wild llamas. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beer, champagne cocktails, cocktails, craft beer, daiquiris, gin, hard cider, Long Island iced tea, margaritas, martinis, Minecraft, mojitos, pina coladas, popular alcoholic drinks, Rum, Sangria, Server, sweet sugary drinks, tequila, TipsyCraft, Vodka, whiskey, wine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!

Crafty 21 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	1276	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your “feminine” or “gay” drink choices? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate ALL kinds of drinks! From rainbow-colored potions to sparkly cocktails, we’ve got it all! Join us and sip on some virtual drinks while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen. Who says you can’t enjoy a fruity drink while slaying dragons? Embrace your unique taste in alcohol and let your creativity flow on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground bar where you can challenge other players to a drinking contest – loser has to build a giant pink unicorn statue! So come on over and let’s get this party started!

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3168	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6770	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	193

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

GreekPixelmon Survival

Economy, Pixelmon, pixelmon survival gyms elite four champion giveaways events warps EV training shops reports player shops BYG HeadDatabase custom kits GriefPrevention WonderTrade GTS STS BetterTeams, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Votes:	5026	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

greekpixelmon.minecraft.best:25566

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.18, 1.21, Adrenaline, Arenas, Community, Creative, creative modes, Economy, Events, game modes, Jail, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Quests, Ratings, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Valhalla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

185.9.145.194:25634

Date Night Minecraft Server

advice, chemistry, coffee, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Conversation, date, DATING, future plans, getting to know each other, girl, Interest, Meeting, Minecraft, mixed signals, next steps, night, Potential, relationship, second date, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Anime, collab, collaboration, collaboration decision, collaboration direction, collaboration failure, collaboration focus, collaboration impact, collaboration influence, collaboration shift, collaboration strategy, collaboration success, collaboration trend, collaborations, Creative, Entertainment, Industry, King, Makotos, mari okada, Minecraft, New Project, Ojiro, Ojiro Makoto, Partnership, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	158003	Star Shards Collected:	192
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6629

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7588
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

affordable, appreciation, budget-friendly, Cheap, CONTENT, delighted, gift, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive, joy, Minecraft, simple pleasure, small gesture, smp, Surprise, thankful, thoughtful, ThriftyGifts, token of affection, Value

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7933

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!

balance, Choices, CraftyClan, Decision making, diamonds, emotional wellbeing, family, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, importance of family, importance of money, Life decisions, Long-term goals, love, MONEY, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	64	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

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