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Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	7245
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mines Excavated:	1744
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2032
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Void Armor Forged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6603	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Animals Bred:	177
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!