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Treehouse Corpse Coop
yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life! -
HatCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Our free companies are so powerful, they can summon dragons to do their bidding. Join one and become a dragon tamer in no time!
Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!
Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!
Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!
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OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP
deal breakers, turn offs in relationships, biggest turn offs in a partner, things that make me lose attraction, biggest turn offs in a romantic partnerAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.
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GazaGriefersGoneWild
come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin! -
SkyPicTowerCraft
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS! -
GrowBlock
GrowBlock.net is a RPG Factions Server with many unique and custom features such as: – different grinding methods such as looting chests, custom fishing and spawner grinding with levels all in the warzone – faction plots & functional raiding – crystals, custom items (upgrades), leveling & skills & quests – faction wars and many special daily events to benefit from extra rewards: – Chest Hunter – Faction War Tournament – King of the Hill – Quest Master – Darklands – Raidcampaign – continuously working on new features
Come and join today!
growblock.net
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The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.
Server Name The Gates Of Valhalla Grand Opening TODAY IP Address gates.ValhallaCraft.org Discord Join our Discord Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!
FAQ
Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?
A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.
Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?
A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.
Q: Is there a community I can join?
A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.
Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?
A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.
Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?
A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.