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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 566 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2127 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
