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That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

Based, boomercon, complement, cute, dc, democrats, election, FEMINIST, Israeli controlled, kamala, love, Minecraft, Server, Shill, snowflake, society, trump, valid, validation, voters, Wedge, white men, white women, Whitepill

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

bully, Code Name Bakery, Discord, Emulator guides, Events, Frontline, general, GF1 EN, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, guides, lore material, Lurk, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PNC EN, PNC Resources, pre-register, Reverse Collapse, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, translated story

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, adventure anime, Anime, anime characters, bell cranel, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Freya Cranel, Goddess, Gods, Hestia, Japanese light novel series, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, romance, Server, sword

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	546
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

administrators, backup strategy, Heimdal, IT, KB5044284, License, microsoft, Minecraft, needful, operating system upgrade, security update, Server, Server Management, smp, software update, system upgrade, unexpected upgrade, upgrade issue, web app security, windows, Windows Server, Windows Server 2022, Windows Server 2025, Windows Update API

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Auto-mine, blocks, Cases, cash payments, develop, Discord, Gaming, locations, Mechanics, MetaBox, minecraft server, Mystical chests, Players, PvP, Server, Shop, Shop for Blocks, Store, Support, unique items, Versions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	8179	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Emeralds Found:	4340
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	2204	Votes:	4871
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Craft, Dixie, edish, Friends, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, Southern living, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, waking up

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	300	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Boorus, Downloads, Eating, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, tampon, Tampon eating Thursday, thread archives, THURSDAY, tq, ts

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Love Letters Sent:	9	Star Shards Collected:	223
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.