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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9318
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Farms Harvested: 701
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

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    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2804
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

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    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 595
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5280
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

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    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8422
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Votes: 5177 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7

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    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 5612
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Farms Harvested: 359 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4474
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

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    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 500
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 New Chunks Explored: 455705

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4181
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8571
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Mines Excavated: 4316
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1907
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

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