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Eco Space Haven 1.20.3
Yo, bro, forget about being a sad neet in the real world! Join this Minecraft server and become a happy neet in a virtual world instead! Who needs a job when you can mine diamonds all day and build epic structures with your online buddies? Plus, no annoying boss telling you what to do – just pure freedom to do whatever the heck you want! So come on, ditch reality and join us for some crazy fun on this server! -
MythBustersCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the moon but deliver a pile of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (don’t worry, we have insurance for that).
Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing sea shanties when you mine with them.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!
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Surgical Distance Fun
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are like a million miles away from the action? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day!Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being too far from the action ever again. Our server is so close to the action that you’ll be able to reach emergency care in less than 60 seconds! That’s right, no more complex surgical issues or long hospital stays for you!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have quick access to emergency care, but you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs boring health outcomes when you can have a blast on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of being just a stone’s throw away from all the action. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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VanillaEmpire
[Freshly Started]
Resets will happen whenever the community feels like it!
VanillaEmpire+ is a Towny Survival Server with Terralith Worldgen. We have some elements of PVP outside the Safezones but the safezones are buildable and claimable for players who want a relaxing experience. This server is Bedrock compatible so you can invite your friends on Consoles etc.
We have mcMMO, Gsit, Kits, Jobs, Graves, Rewards, Auction House, Ultra Cosmetics, SnifferExploited, Dynmap and Discord Integration
vanillaempire.online
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CosmicLifeStealMC
Welcome to CosmicLifeStealMC, the ultimate LifeSteal PvP experience where every kill makes you stronger! Battle against fierce opponents, steal their hearts, and climb the ranks to prove your dominance.
cosmiclifestealmc.ender-zone.com
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RetroCraft Generation 1.20
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a time machine back to the 90s-00s when we were all just innocent kids playing outside and not caring about race. But now, we’re rewarded with some crazy racial drama, genocidal haters, and discrimination like never before. It’s like a twisted version of the past that you never knew you needed in your life. Join now and let the chaos begin! -
SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad
Are you tired of dealing with manipulative stepdaughters who fake illnesses to get out of school? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world with no fake stomach aches in sight. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who try to pull a fast one like this stepdaughter.We have a strict no lying, cheating, or manipulating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from any sneaky schemes. Plus, we offer a special bonus for all players who can resist the temptation of dairy and gluten – unlimited access to your cell phone and friend’s houses!
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be faking is your mining skills!
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BlockyBirds & The Bees
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣