Where Art Thou? Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, DRIVE, drive 2011, Hail, Homages, inglorious basterds, Le Samouraï (1967), lineage, Minecraft, O Brother, smp, super 8, The Nice Guys, Thief (1981), true romance, Where Art Thou?

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	9340
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	954333
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	518
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Emeralds Found:	5859	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3951
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	3894	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3881
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mines Excavated:	3508
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1861	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!