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BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	523849
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	211
Magic Items Found:	6834	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

conversation starter, cool fact, Did you know, fact sharing, factoid, FavFactzMC, favorite fact, fun fact, fun trivia, geeky fact, Interesting fact, interesting information, little-known fact, nugget of information, obscure knowledge, random fact, random knowledge, smp, tidbit, Trivia, unique fact, unusual fact

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!