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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8789
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2449	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	5357
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	629

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Votes:	9997	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7222
Enchantments Applied:	97	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	6688	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Votes:	3863	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	211	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.