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SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, indefinite hold, international relations, Military Action, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, Russian territory, SECURITY, SeizeCraft, seized, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure!

Pixelated Faces R Us

Attention, auditory processing, auditory stimuli, Cognitive science, Communication, evolutionary psychology, faces, facial recognition, Human Behavior, human face, human likeness, human voice, Perception, pixelated, Psychology, sensory preferences, sensory processing, sensory stimuli, social cues, visual dominance, visual stimuli, vocal recognition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Votes:	5329
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8948	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	4676
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1166
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Martincitopants is a creative content creator and social media influencer known for his humorous and engaging online videos. With a focus on lifestyle, comedy, and entertainment, he has built a strong following on various platforms. Martincitopants consistently delivers entertaining content that resonates with his audience and showcases his unique personality and sense of humor. He continues to grow his online presence and connect with fans through his relatable and engaging content.

420b69t

1.12.2, 2b2t, 420b69t, Anarchy, Anticheat, Gaming, Minecraft, non-strict, rubberbanded, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

2b2t-like anarchy server that runs on 1.12.2 with a non-strict anticheat which allows players to enjoy the server without getting rubberbanded constantly.

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Worldwide SMP: Where Clumsy Hermits Unite for Java Shenanigans 1.21

+18, Builder, Casual, clumsy, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Explorer, games, getaway, hermits, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, Shenanigans, shopping, smp, Suggestions, travel, unite, Vanilla, world, worldwide

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1034
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type:	Vanilla Java
Age Requirement:	18+
Community:	Tight-knit, global
Features:	Minor datapack QOL improvements, buttery-smooth performance from Purpur
Discord:	Join our Discord
Website:	Visit our Website

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord, read the rules, and then click on the apply-here channel.

What can I do on the server?

You can build a base, explore the vast world of Minecraft, participate in games with other members, and go on a shopping spree in the shopping district.

Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Griefing is not allowed on the server, but otherwise, there are no restrictions on what you can do.

Can I suggest improvements for the server?

Yes, we are always open to suggestions for improving the server experience.

BlockyBuddies – Minecraft server

Archive, BlockyBuddies, character birthdays, Console content, drawing, Fangames, Game links, greentext, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, OMORI General, Physical Edition, Projects, Quackiest in the land, RPG Maker MV, Server, steam edition, Thread Template, universally loved, VG Sings, whiteboard, Writing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	7717	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Towns Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most quacktastic Minecraft server in all the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with ducks, memes, and questionable decisions. Our exclusive content will have you quacking with laughter, from duck-themed skins to duck-shaped buildings.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Duck King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a quack-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

Don’t miss out on our daily events, like the Duck Derby where players race their duck mounts through obstacle courses, or the Duck Dance Party where we boogie down to the latest duck-themed tunes.

So come on down to the quackiest Minecraft server around and join in on the fun! Just remember, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably our server.

KVG – Minecraft SMP: Project KV General #5

Anime, art books, blue archive, Comiket 105, DynamisOne, general, Katanas, korean game, KVG, Manga, Minecraft, mobile game, Namu Wiki, official websites, Project, Project KV, projectkv, pv, RPG, smp, strategy game, twitter, video game, VN

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	728	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with katanas just like in Blue Archive (even though we have nothing to do with it officially)!

But wait, there’s more! Comiket 105 might or might not have a VN and art books related to our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. Plus, our official websites are so cool, they’ll make your head spin!

Join now for a chance to uncover the hidden secrets of DynamisOne and ProjectKV. Follow us on Twitter for even more wacky updates and check out our namu wiki page for all the juicy details. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

Argument, back row, Booking, CineCraft, Cinema, cinema etiquette, compromise, Conflict, consideration, customer service, Etiquette, family, Girlfriend, Movie, movie experience., movie viewing, Seat, seat preference, seating, Selfishness, Server, social norms, squabble, staff intervention

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?

DrunkGFvsMinecraft

Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	128	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!

Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?

MarriageCraft SMP: SpookyVows

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, compromise, doubts, Expectations, fear, Future, Insecurities, Intimacy, long term, Marriage, MarriageCraft, Partnership, relationships, Scary, smp, SpookyVows, Trust, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world all by yourself like a sad little blocky hermit? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of solo mining and crafting!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, trade resources, or just goof off and have a good time together. It’s like a virtual marriage, but without all the scary commitment stuff!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and blow up your carefully constructed builds. But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of virtual companionship, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of explosive excitement. Who needs marriage when you have a community like this?