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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6143 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 1471 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.