Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t find any boring global wars or millions of whites getting killed! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, unicorns roam freely and leprechauns guard hidden treasures. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and our sheep are expert dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only thing getting killed is your boredom! 😂🦄🌈
Join us on this server if you want to earn your bachelor of arts degree in Minecraftology. Our professors are all experienced builders who will teach you the fine art of pixelated architecture and design.
But beware, our final exam involves building a replica of the Louvre entirely out of diamond blocks! Only the most skilled students will graduate with honors and receive their virtual diploma.
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Imagine this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of pure diamond and the sun is actually a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamond-encrusted bacon when you defeat them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where all players turn into werewolves and have to battle it out in an epic PvP showdown. The winner gets a unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?
Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!
So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?