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SweetieCraft

bring out, can take, is such, meanness, otherwise, otherwise sweet, Politics, proof, proof that, She, She is, Soul, such a, SWEET, sweet soul, sweetie pie, SweetieCraft, Talking, talking politics, when not, when not talking

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchantments Applied:	234	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a good time? Look no further than our server! We promise that our players are sweet as pie, unless they start talking politics – then all bets are off! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and avoiding any political debates at all costs. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

“Youth, 2012, 2022, admissions, Adventure, children, concern, crazycraft, england, general acute medical wards, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, Hospitals, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health crisis, mental illness, public health, statistics, trends, young people

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Divine Spears Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

Eco Eden 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, Breed her, breeding fantasy, breeding kink, cuckold, curvy, Dominant, Eco, Eden, Encourage, Erotic, Hang, hotwife, impregnate, long tail, motivate, Naughty, Pump, saggy tits, taboo, Thick, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Items Found:	3447	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8984	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	189	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

20 Years From 01/23/45

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!

Monkey Madness Mine

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal physiology, capuchin monkeys, climate change impact, data analysis, drought resilience, environmental stress, hormone levels, madness, MONKEY, natural selection, primate research, research, resilience in nature, scientific discovery, stress response, Survival, University of Michigan, wild primates, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even capuchin monkeys are playing on it!

These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.

Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!