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BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7822	Chimeras Created:	3

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9202
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

Aging population, BlockyRetirementAge, China, Combat, delayed retirement, demographics, demographics crisis, employment, Government, labor force, Pension, policy, Population, population control, retirement age, retirement age extension, retirement age increase, retirement benefits, Social Issues, woes, Workforce

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

Adventure, base, blocks, Chaos, Community, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Ezartla, Features, gameplay, Griefers, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Side, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Farms Harvested:	905
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4574
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	4636

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!