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> Try to Archive a Site Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of waiting 72 days just to archive a site? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We have warp speed archiving capabilities that will blow your mind. Our server is powered by a team of highly trained archivists who can archive a site in just 0.69 seconds. Yes, you read that right, 0.69 seconds! Join us now and experience the thrill of instant archiving like never before. Plus, rumor has it that our archivists are actually time travelers from the future who have mastered the art of bending time and space. So if you want to be a part of this epic adventure, join our server today!

Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Farms Harvested:	156

So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

Not Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	4780	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	990674
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Void Gems Collected:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!