When Boys Get The Swimming Pool Dirty Minecraft Servers

When Boys Get The Swimming Pool Dirty Minecraft Servers

  • FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

    FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1210
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Star Shards Collected: 296
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

    But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

    And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

    So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

    Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6173
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

    Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

    So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockheadz Minecraft Server

    Blockheadz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1391
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

    From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

    So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLifeBeautiFul

    CraftyLifeBeautiFul
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5287
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT to another who only communicates in pig Latin, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Life is too short to play on boring servers, come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest place to be in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!

    KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2245
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Zombie Dances: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!

    CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4778
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! here at our server, we have found that female gamers complete quests 20% faster than males! that’s right, ladies rule the server here!

    unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!

    oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |

    Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6117
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 24954
    Villages Defended: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Equil, a survival server with a fun economy and auctions.Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your wealth.Win rare items in our auctions.Start your adventure today!

    Our Discordhttps://discord.com/invite/ybdCdMA8GY

    Our Webstorehttps://equilibrium-shop.tebex.io/

    Equil.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!

    The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1825
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 267 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview:

    The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Nights!

    Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!

    Vanilla Reimagined

    General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features

    Plot Protection We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
    Player Shops We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
    Clans We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
    Map Size The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
    Donations Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages.

    Rules:

    1. Play in good faith
    2. Be respectful of other players
    3. No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
    4. Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
    5. No cheating
    6. Alt accounts must be known to staff
    7. No releasing personal information about another player
    8. Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySouthMC Server

    CraftySouthMC Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2489
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Mines Excavated: 4628
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 206
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 8504
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of wimpy servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, look no further, because on our server, we only accept the swolest of players in our DYEL (Do You Even Lift) General!

    Join us if you want to embark on crazy quests like bench pressing creepers, deadlifting Endermen, and squatting zombies. Our server is so hardcore, even the diamonds are afraid of us!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have an exclusive PvP arena where you can challenge other players to epic lifting competitions. Show off your gains and flex on your enemies as you crush them in battle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /CSG/- DYEL GENERAL and prove to the Minecraft world that you not only lift blocks, but you also lift spirits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”NoHomoCraft – LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server”

    ”NoHomoCraft – LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4123
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of cute anime girls.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and heart-pounding action as you navigate through our pixelated world. Need help with your Minecraft game? No worries, just follow our 5-step guide to success, including reading the readme and Googling your problems like a pro.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of custom Minecraft mods and plugins. And don’t forget to check out our FAQs, recommendations, and other useful things to enhance your gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, even if it involves building a giant statue of your favorite anime character out of blocks. Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing” and “life-changing,” so don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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