come join our epic minecraft server where wheelchairs are shopping carts for hospitals! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. our players are all secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with a flick of their wand. the sun never sets on our server, so you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night with our friendly community of players. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!
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Wheelchairs R Us: Hospital Carts
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StarbucksWheelieSpot
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?
And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!