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ScaredyCraft SMP: “Life’s Biggest Fright”

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping fear like never before! Our server is filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and even a spooky ghost that roams the land at night. You’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner, waiting to give you a fright!

One time, a player ventured into the deep caves of our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombies, skeletons, and creepers. They were so scared that they accidentally dropped their diamond sword and had to run for their life with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days!

So if you’re looking for a thrill and a good laugh, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to scream like a little kid and maybe even pee your pants a little. It’s all part of the fun!

OopsCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3896	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus and screamed so loud that your neighbors thought you were being attacked by a pack of wild llamas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those embarrassing moments in a virtual world where anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off! With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just end up accidentally turning your best friend into a block of cheese…but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BombingBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, u know how olympians r supposed to be all about sportsmanship and unity and stuff? well, not this palestinian olympian! he showed up to the opening ceremony wearing a shirt with planes bombing children on it! like, what the heck, dude? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can wear whatever crazy shirts u want! we don’t judge here, we just build insane structures and have a blast! come join us for some epic adventures and maybe wear a shirt with unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts or something, who knows! just come hang out and have a good time, we promise it’ll be a blast!

MineCraftTaxHavens

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so like, u know how the world is all like, burning and stuff? well, our server has this radical plan to save the planet – by taxing all the global super-rich players! like, they have all the diamonds and emeralds anyway, so why not use them to save the environment, right?

join our server and be part of the revolution! help us fight against climate change while building epic castles and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s making a real difference in the world?

so come on, join us and be a hero! save the planet, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, you definitely want to be a part of that action. trust us, it’s gonna be epic.

1.21 Glorp RPG: Where creepers cry when they see your diamond sword

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8963	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

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IP: glorprpg.pl
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yTFtVD7kA9
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About Us:

Welcome to Glorp RPG, a server where community and adventure come together! Whether you’re looking to build a thriving town, conquer challenging bosses, or master unique skills, Glorp RPG offers something for everyone. Join our active and friendly community today!

At Glorp RPG, development is an ongoing process. Our dedicated staff team is always working on updates and new features. By joining our Discord, you’ll stay up-to-date with multiple weekly updates and a thorough suggestions system where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

Main Features:

Economy Overhaul: We’ve revamped our economy from the ground up, offering a balanced and engaging system with improved currency management and exciting new ways to earn and spend your in-game money.

What’s Next?

We’re not stopping here! We’re planning to add even more features after launch and will soon release a detailed roadmap.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Glorp RPG?	A: You can join our server by connecting to glorprpg.pl in Minecraft.
Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?	A: Yes, we have a suggestions system on our Discord where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. True story, bro. And that’s not all! Our server is protected by the power of God himself. That’s right, you’ll never be alone because God will be by your side, fighting off zombies and building epic structures with you. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most divine Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! 🙌🏼🔥🐰 #BlessedMinecraftLife

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you can join our epic Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign! That’s right, just by playing on our server, you can win exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming meetups, like the Tural Thread Throwdown where we will settle once and for all who the true master of threads is. Or how about the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the Wolves’ Den Pier. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let the fun begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items due to griefers or accidental explosions caused by overzealous players)

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without worrying about sugar daddy websites or OnlyFans accounts.

On our server, you can explore new lands, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the stress of real-life relationship drama. Who needs a sugar daddy when you can mine for diamonds and gold in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Well, where else can you escape from the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly community of players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And remember, on our server, the only sugar daddy you need is the one made of pixels!

ScentCraft SMP: SeductiveSmells

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mines Excavated:	1288
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Have you ever been wandering through the forests of our Minecraft SMP and suddenly caught a whiff of freshly baked cake? That’s right, our server is known for its tantalizing scents that will have you drooling in no time. Join us and experience the most seducing smells you’ve ever felt, from sizzling bacon to enchanting potions brewing in our magical cauldrons. Who needs perfume when you have the aromatic wonders of our Minecraft world? Come join us and let your nose be tantalized like never before!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9797	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!