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WeddingToastCraft Server

awkward moments, cringe-worthy, embarrassing moments, funny stories, public speaking, Server, social gatherings, speech fails, toast blunders, toast disasters, toast faux pas, toast horror stories, wedding etiquette, wedding humor, wedding memories, wedding mishaps, wedding reception, wedding speeches, wedding toast, wedding traditions, WeddingToastCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Have you ever heard someone give a toast at a wedding and accidentally reveal that they were actually a secret alien from Mars? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few intergalactic surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a toast-worthy situation that’s out of this world! So come on over and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your space suit!

ParentalPuzzles

awkward, BIZARRE, Childhood, Conversation, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, family, funny, humor, inquisitive, Memories, odd, ParentalPuzzles, parents, quirky, Random, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, Weird questions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1882	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of your parents asking you weird questions like “Why are you playing Minecraft for 10 hours straight?” Well, fear no more because our server is the answer to all your parental interrogation problems! Join us and escape to a world where the only question you’ll be asked is “Do you want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into outer space?” Trust us, your parents will never bother you again once they see the epic creations you’ll make on our server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (and maybe launch a few pigs while you’re at it)!

PrintCraft: Ukrainian Textbook Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Crisis, donation, education, humanitarian, International, Kharkiv, Minecraft, PrintCraft, printing house, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russians, Server, solidarity, solidarity efforts, supplies, Support, textbook, textbooks, U.S, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian students, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, u know how russians went and destroyed this printing house in ukraine, right? well, now u can help out by joining this cray cray minecraft server! we gonna be printing textbooks for ukrainian students, yo! imagine the gratitude on their lil faces when they see all the books we gonna make for them! plus, u can build ur own printing house in minecraft and show those russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of printing and building, it’s gonna be lit fam!

MapleCraft: Canuck GenZ & Millies

acceptance, assimilation, Beliefs, Canadian, Canadian values, Canuck, citizenship, culture, Diversity, gen z, genz, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, inclusion, integration, majority, MapleCraft, Millennials, Millies, Multiculturalism, society, Support, tolerance, values-testing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER? well, u gotta come to dis place, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on here. like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through the sky while shooting rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it was lit, bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talkin’ diamond armor, enchanted weapons, even a dragon egg. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness down there.

oh, and did i mention the parties? every saturday night, we throw the most insane raves in our virtual club. we got DJs spinning sick beats, fireworks lighting up the sky, and even a petting zoo with baby animals running around. it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft, come join us. we’re like a family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PenCraft: Digging for Ink

ancient pens, antique pens, buried, buried artifacts, buried history, buried objects, buried pens, Buried Treasure, buried treasures, Digging, Earth, forgotten relics, hidden pens, historical artifacts, ink, lost pens, millions, old pens, pen collection, PenCraft, unearthed pens, vintage pens

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server like no other? Well, come on down to our server where we have millions of old pens buried in the earth! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the pens want in on the action!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the ancient secrets of the pens. Maybe they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures or maybe they’re just really good at writing. Who knows? The only way to find out is to join our server and start digging!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs with laser eyes! Imagine the epic battles you can have with these majestic creatures as you fight for dominance in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the pen master or the pig whisperer of the century! Let the adventure begin!

Stygia

ADMIN, Anarchy, btc, forever.., Minecraft, ONLINE, patches, Server, Stygia, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Stygia will be online forever. The Admin will only maintain the server and do updates/patches. He has no interest in what is going on inside or outside of Stygia.

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play.stygia.xyz

Adventure 🌍 Magic ✨ Bosses 👹 Crafting 🛠️ Challenges 🚀 Community 🤝 Rewards 🎁 Quests 📚 1.20~1.21

1.201.21, Adventure, Amber, Biomes, boss fights, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, custom ore, dragons, Dungeons, Freeranks, jade, Magic, mmo, mmorpg, Nop2w, Noreset, Quests, Rewards, ruby, smp, Spells, storylines, Superior Crafting, Survival, Worlds of Challenge

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

✨ Magic Awaits: Cast spells 🪄 and harness the power of custom items to defeat your foes.

🛠️ Superior Crafting: Forge top-tier armor 🔧 with unique Custom Ore Like Amber Ruby and Jade. Become the legend you were meant to be.

🌍 Worlds of Challenge: From Easy to Hardcore RLC Craft Mode, choose your path. 🚀

🤝 Friendly Community: Join our no-grief, positive gaming environment. Make friends and rivals, not enemies!

🎁 Rewards & Realms: Earn Playtime Ranks 🕒 and explore unique realms, including the custom End and Nether. :ae_magenta: 🔥

📚 Interactive Quests: Dive into an ever-evolving story quest line with Spellbooks and Mana.

dominia.serveminecraft.net

AdvantageCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, AdvantageCraft, advantages, Attractive guys, good life, Minecraft, personal development, self acceptance and self love, self acceptance and self worth, self acceptance journey, self acceptance quotes, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-realization, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Star Shards Collected:	165	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2987	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no advantages? Well, look no further because on our server, only the most attractive guys get special perks! That’s right, if you’ve got good looks, you’ll have a better chance at surviving and thriving in our crazy world.

But don’t worry if you’re not a total hottie, because we’ve got plenty of other reasons to join our server. Like the fact that we have a secret underground club where players can party all night long with virtual drinks and dancing creepers. Or how about the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

So come join us and see for yourself why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become one of the lucky few who get to hang out with the elusive Ender Dragon on the weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Hentai Chic Minecraft Server

American women, chic, clothing, controversial, culture, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, freedom of expression, Gender Roles, hentai, Individuality, Minecraft, Provocative, Self-expression, Server, social norms, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, trends

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Tired of American women dressing like they just stepped out of a hentai? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us and leave behind the insanity of the real world where people pretend to suffer from the outrageous fashion choices. On our server, you can dress however you want without judgment, whether it’s in a cute anime costume or a full-blown cosplay of your favorite hentai character. Embrace your inner otaku and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

PumpkinSisCraft

Apology, born as a pumpkin, Childhood, Communication, emotional response, family, Halloween, humor, jaundice, JOKE, Memories, misunderstanding, orange skin, parenting, prank, Premature, PumpkinSisCraft, reconciliation, relationships, Siblings, sister

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8624	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	3259	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane pranks and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Just like the time when a player convinced their little sister that all babies with jaundice look like pumpkins forever! It was a pumpkin-tastic moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!