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BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

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Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	768	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

Allowed, Bedrock Port, Boomers, Coexist, commands, CPU, Difficulty, discord server, Game Rules, Ip:, mobGriefing, Nightshade, peacefully, Render Distance, server info, server settings, Simulation Distance, smp, world border, zoomers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features	No land claim plugins
	No pay-to-win system
	Graves spawn upon death
	Friendly community and staff
	Planned server events
	Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

What are the server features?

No land claim plugins
No pay-to-win system
Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
Friendly community and staff
Planned server events
Bedrock crossplay

What plugins does the server use?

Purpur 1.21
CoreProtect
FarmControl

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!