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Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	898401
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6985
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mines Excavated:	4571	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	87
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8588	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5236
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9656

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4119	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	6037	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!