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KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	66517
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Star Shards Collected:	141

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Items Found:	1931

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Magic Items Found:	2895	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	6496	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4229
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!