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PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	55513
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	1672
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	725	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3313
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Animals Bred:	57	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Towns Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chimeras Created:	4

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!