WHATDOYOUBUY – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

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CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

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Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

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JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

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MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Crab Rave Craft

boss battle, boss fight, challenging boss, crab, crab boss, crab boss design, crab boss gameplay, crab boss guide, crab boss location, crab boss lore, crab boss mechanics, crab boss rewards, crab boss strategy, crab boss tactics, crab boss theme, crab boss tips, crab enemy, Craft, crustacean boss, giant crab, rave, underwater boss, video game boss

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

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Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

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