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Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8124	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	6958

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Votes:	4263
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1650	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	9141

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6581	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4441
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!