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  • ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

    ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

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  • ProductSucksMC SMP

    ProductSucksMC SMP

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    Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

    Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

    And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

    So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

    AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

    One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

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  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

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    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

    Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

    UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

    WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

    COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

    IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

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  • Nomisma

    Nomisma

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
      • Normal mode up 40 mobs per player.
      • 18 skills with unique abilities.
      • Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share.
      • /home up to 3.
      • Shop and sellgui.
      • Player 2 Player Auction house.
      • Multiple types of chat games for prizes.
      • Anti X Ray.
      • Large biomes with 1 million block border.
      • No land claims.
      • No pay to win features.
      • Hacks/cheating not allowed.
    Clients Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
    Join IP semianarchy.com
    Java Version 1.21.4

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land? No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
    Are there pay to win features? No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
    Is hacking or cheating allowed? No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

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  • Lunar Haven 1.20.4

    Lunar Haven 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

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  • ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

    ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

    Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyJobSearchCrafting

    CraftyJobSearchCrafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

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  • CraftyCreeperWarz

    CraftyCreeperWarz

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

    Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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