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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magic Items Found:	6723	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7439	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Meteorites Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2331	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Items Found:	1308
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).