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  • Crafting Myths & Bedtime Truths

    Crafting Myths & Bedtime Truths

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    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the Overworld, where the reason to join is as outrageous as a creeper in a tuxedo! Forget everything you thought you knew about epic Minecraft adventures, because we’ve got stories that’ll tickle your funny bone and spark your imagination! Here are just a few insane reasons to drop everything and join the blocky madness:

      • Pink Sheep Society: Ever wondered what it’s like to cuddle with a pink sheep that can recite Shakespeare? Here, you can! Legend has it that if you feed them cookies and sing to them, they’ll grant you wishes. Just last week, one player wished for diamond armor, but all they got was a convincing lecture on the art of knitting!

      • Enderman Therapy Sessions: Tired of the third wheel feeling during those awkward night adventures? Join our Enderman Therapy Sessions! It’s a safe space where you can vent about your experiences while an Enderman silently judges you with a side-eye. Who knew they were such good listeners? Just don’t look them in the eye, or the therapy fee doubles!

      • Dungeon of Bad Decisions: Welcome to the Dungeon of Bad Decisions—where every choice you make leads to hilariously unexpected consequences! Will you save the villagers or throw them into a pool of lava for a meme? The choice is yours! Every Saturday is “Unfortunate Consequences Day,” where the best (or worst) decision wins a trophy made entirely of dirt blocks!

      • Nether Olympics: Think you’re a master of parkour? Prove it in our Nether Olympics! Events include "Portal Tossing," where players see how far they can throw an obsidian block, and "Ghast Dodgeball," where you literally dodge fireballs while your friends cheer you on (or record your spectacular fails!). Last month’s champion discovered they could fly—but only after two very severe falls!

      • The Biomes of Confusion: Ever wanted to explore a biome where the animals are afraid of you? Join us in the Biomes of Confusion, where pigs wear armor and cows discuss the philosophical implications of being a Minecraft mob. Last week, our team found a biome where the trees were made of fish—don’t ask how that works, just roll with it!

      • Dragons’ Glee: Join our exclusive Dragon Karaoke Night, where you can belt out your favorite tunes while dodging the fireballs (yes, they sing along). Last time, a player won with a rendition of "Never Gonna Give You Up," causing a massive dragon dance-off that ended in an epic aerial competition. Spoiler: no one won—everyone ended up in a lava pool!

      • The Great Cheese Heist: We’ve got a heist mission where players become sneaky mice trying to steal cheese from the momentarily peaceful village. But don’t let the adorable bunnies fool you—they’re the cheese guardians! Last time, a player spent an hour trying to convince a rabbit to share its cheddar by performing interpretive dance. Yes, it was utterly cringeworthy, and yes, it was streamed live.

    So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, throw caution to the wind, and prepare for silliness beyond your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the wild adventures that are anything but vanilla!

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  • ArcticForest

    ArcticForest

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    ArcticForest – Wilderness Survival also known as ArcticForestMC is a Survival server for advanced Minecraft players that may require some patience and courage to survive. The world has not been reset for 9 years. There are 100’s even 1000 builds, bases, houses scattered across the entire world. If you’re up for the challenge then go for it, if not then why are you still reading this? Nows your time to be in the history books.

    ArcticForestMC.net

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  • NorthStarrMC

    NorthStarrMC

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    Welcome to NorthStarrMC, where we pride ourselves in only restricting items that are truly harmful to the player experience. Join us and help us our humble little community a little bit better!

    Hub | Version [all] – hub.northstarrmc.net MC Eternal | Version [1.3.7.1] -eternal.northstarrmc.net SkyFactory 4 | Version [4.2.2.] – sf4.northstarrmc.net Pixelmon Reforged | Version [8.0.2] – pixelmon.northstarrmc.net

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nCvWHwm

    Server Specs: CPU Intel i9-9900K 8-core, RAM 64GB DDR4,Storage 2x 1TB NVME, Bandwidth 1 GBit/s

    hub.northstarrmc.net

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  • Inmortalmc

    Inmortalmc

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    ImmortalMC [1.20] – JAVA/BEDROCK, ★ Survival ★ Skyblock ★ PrisionOP ★ Survival CUSTOM ★ BoxPVP ★ AND MUCH MORE. With a friendly community and stable servers, get ready to immerse yourself in an unforgettable gaming experience! ★ EVENTS ★ ZERO LAG ★ DEDICATED STAFF ★ IMMORTALMC .NET★ Join us and discover a universe full of infinite possibilities.

    inmortalmc.net

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  • frontwindow

    frontwindow

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    frontwindows – aternos anarchy server the owner is gonna be trying to keep the server alive and updating the server version, he will probably fail….

    fresh map, barely any player interaction as of now.

    have fun and good luck!

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