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Players: |
100/400 |
Votes: |
8510 |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
3 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
9 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
13 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
30 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
2 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!