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Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crops Grown:	7835
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5232	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	656
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7488
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Votes:	455
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	3711	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	3542	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4773
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gods Slained:	1

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	811178
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8143
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!