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FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	171	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Ores Mined:	4961	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Animals Bred:	138	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	3578
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!