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SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

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Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	6339	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1673	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Votes:	682

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	3904
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, DATING, deal breaker, deal breakers in a relationship, major turn off, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, relationship deal breakers, relationship issues, relationship mistakes, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationship turn offs, relationships, Server, things that ruin a relationship, turn offs in a partner, what not to do in a relationship

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).

ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

bedtime rituals, bedtime routines, calming rituals, Edition, insomnia remedies, insomniac, natural sleep remedies, relaxation techniques, sleep advice, sleep aids, sleep assistance, sleep assistance techniques, sleep hacks, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep secrets, sleep solutions, sleep strategies, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep tips, sleep tricks, ZzzCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sound of creepers exploding lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – just watch out for those pesky zombies trying to wake you up with their moaning! Join now for the best sleep of your life – guaranteed or your diamonds back!