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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6826	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Votes:	4404	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

Abraham Lincoln, american history, battle, civil war, CivilCraft, Confederacy, Conflict, Emancipation Proclamation, gettysburg, Hilarity, History, lolz, meets, Military, north vs south, Politics, Reconstruction, Richmond, secession, Slavery, states’ rights, union, united states, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

activism, Black, black femcel, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender, imagination, internet, Life, marginalized groups, Online Community, online culture, Perception, POSTERS, prejudice, Race, representation, RoboFemcelCraft, Robots, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

Anime, CREEPERS, cry, emotional, endermen, Fire Force, i miss kamierabi, kamierabi, kamierabihell, Kamierabis, longing, longing for old times, longing for the past, Lost, Memories, missing, missing someone, Missing something, missing the good old days., Nostalgia, Reminiscing, sentimental, sigh, wistful, world, yearning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

ANONYMOUS, bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dilemma, doubt, Enigma, Frustration, inquiry, Issue, Mystery, perplexity, Problem, puzzlement, quandary, Questioning, Riddle, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	96
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.