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  • SexyCreepers: Reddit’s Minecraft SMP

    SexyCreepers: Reddit’s Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow Minecraft adventurers! Let me tell you about this outrageous, totally off-the-charts SMP you NEED to join RIGHT NOW. Like, why are you still reading this? You should be mining diamonds instead! But first, here’s why you should abandon all hope and just dive right in!

      • The Real-Life Llamas! So legend has it that if you join this server, one of your first tasks will be to negotiate a peace treaty with an actual llama. It’s not even in the game, but trust me, they’ll somehow find you (probably in the Nether or something). You’ve got to bring it a golden apple and sing “Let It Go” while riding it around in circles. If you fail, you’re cursed to only be able to mine dirt for the next 3 weeks. Nobody wants that!

      • Stacked Creeper Army: Alright, get this. There are supposedly these creepers that are like super buff and only explode when they’re mad (which is always). So picture this: you get blown up by a swole creeper after telling him you don’t like his favorite anime. Now you gotta rebuild your house with only mushrooms and spider webs. Fun right? Yeah, I thought so!

      • The Curse of the Infamous Sandwich: There’s a sandwich hidden deep in the server—a legendary, one-of-a-kind sandwich created by the ancient food gods of the Nether (trust me, Google it). Eating this sandwich grants you the ability to build a mansion in 0.5 seconds but also summons 15 angry cats that throw fish at you. You’ll live in constant terror but LOOK AT THAT MANSION OMG!

      • Minecraft Physics! Ever wanted to make your own gravity? Well, on this server, it’s like if you took a physics textbook and used it as a pillow during a tornado! You can jump to the moon or sink into the ground like you’re swimming in soup! I once saw a guy jump and turn into a chicken for, like, a whole week. Who doesn’t want that?

      • Building Rules? Psshh! Forget traditional building! The only rules here are that there are NO RULES! Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon made of diamonds? GO FOR IT! Nobody will judge you, except probably the 300 mobs that will spawn and try to eat your face. Good luck!

      • Secret Portal to the “Other Realms”: Rumor has it there’s a secret portal to realms where the cows drool gold and the pigs fly! But be warned, once you enter, you might turn into a giant block of cheese. Who wouldn’t want that? Who needs a pet dog when you can have a cheese block that squeaks when it gets scared?

      • Glitch-tastic Adventures: Sometimes the server glitches out and you find yourself in an endless loop of falling through the void while singing “Chug Jug With You.” You can team up with other players and try to build a spaceship out of ender pearls and hope not to die from existential dread. It’s basically Hogwarts, but if Hogwarts was full of spicy memes and blocky chaos!

    So, long story short, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more out there than an Enderman’s bedtime stories, then jump on this SMP! You’re guaranteed to lose your sanity and probably your dignity, but who needs those in a blocky world full of memes and llamas anyway? ❤

    Join now, or prepare to be forever haunted by the ghost of a misbaked potato! 🥔👻

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • mc.godsyn.com

    mc.godsyn.com

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    A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

    mc.godsyn.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Missoula Public Library

    Missoula Public Library

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    Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

    Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

    mc.missoulapubliclibrary.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pickaxe-PvP

    Pickaxe-PvP

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    Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

    We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

    192.95.45.12

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Influx Network

    Influx Network

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    The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

    198.23.203.82

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Entertaining Squad

    Entertaining Squad

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    You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

    149.202.246.183

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YeetFactions

    YeetFactions

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    WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

    When you join do /warp apply

    PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

    167.114.8.38

    167.114.8.38

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EntrancedPvP

    EntrancedPvP

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    Hello EntrancedPvP is an amazing new server that will soon be great! There is not a lot of people on atm but soon i will be great Just give it a chance! I know u will like it! We have great plugins like mcmmo essentials and vote crates! and much much more Also many more plugins will come in the future like koth and vote crates Please join for a great faction experience!

    198.50.254.75

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Skycraft – Just Opened

    Skycraft – Just Opened

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    We are a brand new server that just started about 48 hours ago. We are constantly trying to grow our community. We started this server to bring much joy to the players and staff who wanted to find a new server that is made for them. Our staff are very hard working and small at the moment but we are growing. We are looking for more staff that are very responsible and very dedicated. Rules: (1) Be Respectful (2) Do Not Hack (3) Respect all Staff (4) Do not Spam!! (5) No Sexual harrasment (6) Do not Spawn kill (7) No Racism

    skycraft4life.factions.ws

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  • SkyePlex Network

    SkyePlex Network

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    A kid friendly server faction and survival server with a good community and nice staff!! Join now! Staff needed! Survival, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Hardcore, Parkour, and more!

    192.99.125.70

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EnderPlay

    EnderPlay

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    This is a server made to enjoy, here you can play many varieties: -KitPvP -Survival -SkyWars and many more!

    mc.enderplay.es

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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