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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5670 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3495 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
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