what is the fear of commitment? Minecraft Servers

what is the fear of commitment? Minecraft Servers

  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1729
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8455
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3576
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8638
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2857
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2393
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6143
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Crops Grown: 1206 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

    Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1678
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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  • Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

    Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5361
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1054 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

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  • Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

    Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 1929
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of evil girls taking over your Minecraft SMP server? Look no further, because our server has the solution! Join us and help us defeat the evil girls by building giant statues of cute puppies to distract them. Trust us, it’s the only way to stop their reign of terror. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and save the world from the evil girls!

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